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Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Mom Confession of the Week
Posted by Jaime at 9:27 AM
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Mom Confession of the Week
Even though it was obvious I was sexually "experienced", I was STILL embarrassed about purchasing contraceptives during check-out at Hell-Mart with four wildebeest children in tow.
I don't know what the cashier thought when she came across the box of condoms hidden between the Frosted Flakes and Lucky Charms. But since my oldest child was climbing into and out of the cart, her brothers were attached to each of my legs, and the infant was clawing and grasping at my head, I think it was something along the lines of:
"Lady, you've started protecting yourself WAAAYYYY too late."
I don't know what the cashier thought when she came across the box of condoms hidden between the Frosted Flakes and Lucky Charms. But since my oldest child was climbing into and out of the cart, her brothers were attached to each of my legs, and the infant was clawing and grasping at my head, I think it was something along the lines of:
"Lady, you've started protecting yourself WAAAYYYY too late."
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2 comments:
see...i bought some dessert plates (in unicorn design) online too...but nothing more than that because I convinced myself that if I also bought cups (which would invariably spill juice all over) and napkins and a tablecloth that the theme would be so busy and difficult to decipher, that maximum enjoyment of said theme woiuld be entirely too low. So the pretty purple unicorn cake plates on a white tablecloth will be absolutely elctrifying to the gaggle of 5 year olds. or, at least to me.
riiiiight.
LOL!! Hey that actually sounds good.
We got the plates, cups and tablecloth. The napkins were all out of stock. We'll just hit up Party City.
Honestly I don't think all the children will notice. They'll be too busy destroying the skating center. Which is just all right with me, better there than my house!
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