Scene of a Crime

Location: Master Bedroom/Master Bed

Time: Approximately 8:30 am

Witnesses: 0

Upon hearing the baby wake the Mother walked upstairs into the bedroom. The baby was laying in the middle of the bed smiling. As the Mother pulled back the covers she saw the carnage.

Surrounding the baby on all sides was a concoction of pee-pee and baby poo-poo. Baby continued to laugh and coo as Mom quickly changed her and stripped the bed. Total damage is still unknown. The Mother states the baby chose to have her accident on expensive 400 thread count sheets.

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Thank god I didn't put my down comforter on the bed as I'd planned yesterday. Could you imagine?