I'm a total minivan Mom now and you know what? I still think I'm pretty damned cool.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Mom Confession of the Week
Posted by Jaime at 6:31 AM
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Mom Confession of the Week
Even though it was obvious I was sexually "experienced", I was STILL embarrassed about purchasing contraceptives during check-out at Hell-Mart with four wildebeest children in tow.
I don't know what the cashier thought when she came across the box of condoms hidden between the Frosted Flakes and Lucky Charms. But since my oldest child was climbing into and out of the cart, her brothers were attached to each of my legs, and the infant was clawing and grasping at my head, I think it was something along the lines of:
"Lady, you've started protecting yourself WAAAYYYY too late."
I don't know what the cashier thought when she came across the box of condoms hidden between the Frosted Flakes and Lucky Charms. But since my oldest child was climbing into and out of the cart, her brothers were attached to each of my legs, and the infant was clawing and grasping at my head, I think it was something along the lines of:
"Lady, you've started protecting yourself WAAAYYYY too late."
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2 comments:
HAHAHAHA!!!!
That is hilarious :)
I think you're cool too and I don't even know you that well. Decorate your minivan with some flames and skulls. You will SO be cool for sure then;)
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