Even though it was obvious I was sexually "experienced", I was STILL embarrassed about purchasing contraceptives during check-out at Hell-Mart with four wildebeest children in tow.
I don't know what the cashier thought when she came across the box of condoms hidden between the Frosted Flakes and Lucky Charms. But since my oldest child was climbing into and out of the cart, her brothers were attached to each of my legs, and the infant was clawing and grasping at my head, I think it was something along the lines of:
"Lady, you've started protecting yourself WAAAYYYY too late."
Blog of the life of a busy SAHM. I have 4 lovely children, 2 boys and 2 girls.
My oldest son was diagnosed with high functioning autism at the age of 2. He continues to amaze us daily.
In my spare time I love to bake, shoot pool, watch football (go Browns!), read, write and I have a strange obsession with fingernail polish.
Welcome to my life in blog!
3 comments:
Love the red sparkly ones, esp. the saavy ruby slippers one! (Hope I got that name right...)
Yes you did, you need that one, it's at Sallys!
Ok you've totally inspired me, I think I may just have to go check it out!
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