You know you're a Mommy if...

A fart to the face while changing a diaper makes you laugh instead of vomit.

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If you see a tiny stain on your son/daughter's shirt prior to going out and think "it's not that noticeable" and don't change them.

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You have more than 1 box of Hamburger Helper in the pantry for those nights you just don't feel like extra effort.

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You think there is nothing better than kissing someone who is toothless.

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You believe baby wipes can clean almost any mess imaginable.

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You believe 4 hours of sleep is a good nights rest.

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Instead of a fridge you see a box covered in artwork and various magnets or to do's.

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The static from the the many baby radios set up through the house are no longer noticeable to you.

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Your shirt at some point has been used as a napkin to clean a face or nose.
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You always make a grocery list.

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Using the restroom has become a social function.

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The words sale/bargain bin/closeout set you into a frenzy and get you excited beyond measure.

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You buy mostly in bulk and own a deep freezer.

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To hell with a new purse, jewelry or clothes. You want that new red matching washer and dryer set damn it!

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Do any of these things sound familiar?