Mom Around the Clock: Mom confession of the Week

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Mom confession of the Week

If there were ever a diaper changing competition, I think I'd have pretty decent odds at winning it.

I can change a child in the car, in my lap, standing up, or laying down. I can change a child while they are sick, asleep, kicking, screaming or happy.

Just call me Super DM! (aka Diaper Mommy)

Mom Confession of the Week

Even though it was obvious I was sexually "experienced", I was STILL embarrassed about purchasing contraceptives during check-out at Hell-Mart with four wildebeest children in tow.

I don't know what the cashier thought when she came across the box of condoms hidden between the Frosted Flakes and Lucky Charms. But since my oldest child was climbing into and out of the cart, her brothers were attached to each of my legs, and the infant was clawing and grasping at my head, I think it was something along the lines of:

"Lady, you've started protecting yourself WAAAYYYY too late."