Dear Jaime,
.In the future, when your daughter asks you to demonstrate the roundhouse kick you learned in Tae kwon-do many moons ago, politely decline and walk away. You are not as young nor as flexible as you used to be and will only hurt yourself.
.In the event this note comes too late, the heating pad is in the closet and the tylenol and left over narcotics from Annabel's delivery are in the cabinet.
.Always looking out for your best interests,
Your Common Sense
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