Monday, August 18, 2008

Super Powers

Jimbo: If you could have one super power what would it be?

Me: Hmmm, let me think a second. *pauses* What would you have?

Jimbo: I'd be able to fly.

Me: I'd be invisible, definitely.

Jimbo: Invisible? That's a lame super power.

Me: No it isn't, it's the most awesome super power in the world.

Jimbo (humoring me): Care to explain?

Me: Sure. What other power would allow me to go into movie theaters and snap people's phones off while they yapped away or better still, smack them on the head when they won't shut up. Now that would be a power worth having.

Jimbo: So basically you want a super power just so you can fuck with people?

Me: Pretty much.

Jimbo: Only you babe.


Lawfrog said...

You tell Jimbo you aren't alone in this. I always pick invisibility as my super power too!! I mean come you explained, the possibilities of its uses are just endless.:)

Katherine said...

I'm with you. I'd also pick invisibility to mess with people. And people who talk or text in movie theaters would be at the top of my list too!

raecatherine said...

haha! that's good, that's perfect.... i think i used to pick flying before too....i think i'm converted now.