This is totally NOT appropriate but I laughed so hard - I guess I have potty humor!
Monday, December 22, 2008
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Mom Confession of the Week
Even though it was obvious I was sexually "experienced", I was STILL embarrassed about purchasing contraceptives during check-out at Hell-Mart with four wildebeest children in tow.
I don't know what the cashier thought when she came across the box of condoms hidden between the Frosted Flakes and Lucky Charms. But since my oldest child was climbing into and out of the cart, her brothers were attached to each of my legs, and the infant was clawing and grasping at my head, I think it was something along the lines of:
"Lady, you've started protecting yourself WAAAYYYY too late."
I don't know what the cashier thought when she came across the box of condoms hidden between the Frosted Flakes and Lucky Charms. But since my oldest child was climbing into and out of the cart, her brothers were attached to each of my legs, and the infant was clawing and grasping at my head, I think it was something along the lines of:
"Lady, you've started protecting yourself WAAAYYYY too late."
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1 comments:
Stupid blogger keeps deleting my blogs that I'm following everytime I change my background! I just realized that yours is missing!
BTW, I loved this too! I saw it on SNL and posted it on my blog as well. Totally inappropriate, but hilarious!
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