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Monday, May 26, 2008

Aww but Naww

I hate you gravity. I know you serve a important purpose. Without you I'd go floating off into the ozone. But you also serve another indirect purpose because of it and that is where my animosity toward you comes in.

I'm referring to my "junk in the trunk".

When did I get so much junk, so much junk inside my trunk? I've become forced to either work out actively soon or watch as my junk extends to my thighs. I shiver, but not in anticipation, when I picture that one.

So gravity, thank you for keeping me firmly on the ground. But damn you for reminding me I'm not longer a 20-something.

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